i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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