I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
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I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
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Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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