Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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