Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
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as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
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I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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