? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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