I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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