What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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