I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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