I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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