Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
They took my balls.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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