Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
You're a waste of cheezeits
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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