She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
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I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
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You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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