So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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