You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I didn't notice because vodka
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
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