Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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