There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
