i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
you will always have a special place in my vag
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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