Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
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Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
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I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
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