Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
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at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
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I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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