I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
i think my mom watched the whole time
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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