nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Randomize
