I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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