i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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