love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
You're like the curious george of whores
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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