Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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