you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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