Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
