we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I understand Curling. That high.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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