she was so not down for the gang bang
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
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I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
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Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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