at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
my being single is dangerous.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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