She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
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just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
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Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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