Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
We are two peas in an std pod
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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