I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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