I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
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Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
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Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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