Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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