I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Randomize
