ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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