someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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