I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Randomize