Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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