i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
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i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
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I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
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HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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