Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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