i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
