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(269): View more from Michigan

So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

it was like fucking gandolphs beard

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(408): View more from California

New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.

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(573): View more from Missouri

She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.

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(517): View more from Michigan

I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n

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