New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
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This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
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I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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