hotel room ftw
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
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