I hope mine doesn't look like that
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
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you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
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So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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