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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.

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  the hells wrong with u

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Where'd you go last night?

  (512): View more from Texas

  Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...

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• (212): View more from New York

  Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry

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