It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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