I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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