Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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