I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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