I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
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He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
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Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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