whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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