When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
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Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
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I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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