Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
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you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
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