yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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